Possible nicknames to use against the Romney campaign
Mitt Romney's Power Point mentioned some possible nicknames that will be used by his opponents, including the uninspired "Slick Mitt" ...
Ampersand
A Call to Arm(persand)s
It has come to the Ampersand’s attention that many serious international calamities are left without solution. These horrific situations, including ...
Editors’ notes
Always a fan of the movies (or films as we call them when Ted Feldman is in attendance), the Ampersand ...
Haley Joel Osment’s Acceptance Speech
HJO: Oh, thank you. Thank you so much. I've waited so long for this. There were so many people who ...
Face Geometry
Martin Scorsese winning goes against arts, sciences and everything else in the Academy's name. In the past all you needed ...
An Academy Award Timeline
1928: The film The Jazz Singer receives an Oscar at the first Academy Awards celebration for making movie history. It ...
Hardaway speaks out on gays
While Tim Hardaway isn't related to me, we do have the same last name, which has compelled me, to clarify ...
The Psi Upsilon fraternity honors fallen geriatric
MIDDLETOWN - Wesleyan University fraternity men are taking the time to honor one of the city’s fallen geriatrics. Every week ...
Displeasure with the Argus
So, Grandma Mocon finally gets her bio in the paper. Freakin' finally, Argus. Why wait so long to feature G-Mocs ...
The Cocksplint by RonCo
Post Valentine’s Day Sale on Cocksplints! Did your Valentine’s Day not go as well as planned? Did you slip at ...