Due to serious cinematic interest, a 3,000 ft. blimp is deeply desired to recreate Indiana Jones’ escape from the Nazis in “Raiders of the Lost Arc.” Must seat 200 people, be legitimately fly-able, have glass chandeliers. Preferably comes with German stewardesses and a full bar. Serious offers only. Please contact joneswannabe@wesleyan.edu.
Wanted: Blimp
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