Thursday, May 15, 2025



WesCeleb: Matt Renetzky ’18

Molly Schiff, Executive Editor
Molly Schiff, Executive Editor

You could know Matt Renetzky ’18—more commonly known as Mattzky—from just about anywhere. The Argus caught up with the ever-present WesCeleb to talk about judgment, the dangers of groupthink, and how Capitol Hill is essentially run by a bunch of children.

 

The Argus: So why do you think that you are a WesCeleb?

Matt Renetzky: I genuinely think it’s because of my kippah and the way that [when] you look at me, it’s not like, “Oh I think I’ve seen that kid before,” it’s “Oh I know I’ve seen that kid before,” because I’m the only one who wears a kippah on campus other than Rabbi David.

A: How do you think that has influenced your time here?

MR: I think it’s led to a lot of situations where I’ve been prejudged both here and also in the real world. But I think if anything it’s made the experience better, being a recognizable face and being able to be a symbol of people’s identity which can comfort them has been a really rewarding experience.

A: In terms of people judging you, what would you say to them…. What would you say to anyone you think has judged you for your outward expression of religion?

MR: I would tell them what every teacher tells a second-grader, which is, don’t judge a book by its cover, essentially. Just because a person has some label or wears something or acts in one way in one moment, that doesn’t define them and who they are.

A: An empowering Wesceleb, I like this.

MR: Thank you.

A: So what are you involved in on campus?

MR: I’ve been a tour guide forever. I have been an orientation leader forever, which is also how a lot of people know me. I do Jewish things on campus, kind of obviously, I guess?

A: Is there a specific group you are involved with?

MR: Yes, I’m involved with Chabad, which is one of the Jewish identity groups we have on campus. And I’m also on the Community Standards Board, formerly known as the Student Judicial Board.

A: Oh, it changed?

MR: Yeah, it changed, but it better reflects who we are and what we do. But a lot of people also recognize me from that, which is less than a pleasurable interaction sometimes.

A: Why does the name change better characterize what you do?

MR: We’re really focused on the student, and on the community, when we have hearings and do things rather than being focused on punishing and being judicial and being high-up. It really is kind of an equal playing field also; it’s about a process with your peers.

A: Do you think this is a more just system? Or is it more about nomenclature and how you present yourself?

MR: There is new leadership, obviously, in the post-Backer era. And then as a co-chair myself, I also help steer direction. So I think there has been a little bit of change, yes.

A: That’s great to hear.

MR: There was a time when someone saw me at a party—this goes back to prejudging thing—and I was taking pictures for the people whose party it was, because they wanted photos of the event. I took a picture of this person who I did not know or recognize, and he came up to me and he was like, “What’s up Mr. SJB taking pictures of people at a party?” and was all confrontational, and I was just like, “Um, ok. I do not remember you, if you had a hearing, I do not care, I’m not here to be the party police…”

A: So the SJB is not the party police? Or the Community Standards Board is not the party police?

MR: We don’t intend to be the party police, no. That’s not the mission statement. It does end up being like that sometimes, but…

A: What is your favorite memory of your time at Wesleyan, so far?

MR: That’s a really tough question. Maybe my first time at Miller’s [Pond]. I think just learning about that as a space which we have access to, and then now the memories that I’ve made going there, every time that I go there, it was for a big event, like the beginning of the school year or end of the year, or senior week, or all those times, I always find myself at Miller’s.

A: If you had to pick something, what would you say is your biggest regret?

MR: I think staying within my circles. People tend to really become friends with people who are similar to them in many ways, and I wish–I mean I can, there’s still time—to really get out of my circles and experience parts of Wesleyan that I don’t usually spend time in.

A: Do you have any plans for the future?

MR: I’m either going to go to law school in the fall or I’m going to move to Washington, DC and try to work on Capitol Hill.

A: So you’re into the whole politics thing?

MR: I love politics. I very actively love politics. People read the news and get angry; I read the news and get excited.

A: What about the news right now excites you most?

MR: The disaster that is the Republicans trying to legislate healthcare without reaching across the aisle.

A: What would you differently?

MR: I would, to quote Senator McCain, return to the regular order of things, and to get actual committee hearings and to force a compromise that’s not just pork barrel allocations. I also wouldn’t do anything, because I wouldn’t be elected, I would be advising someone.

A: But isn’t that really who does the thing?

MR: In some ways, yes. The Hill is just run by a bunch of 20-year-olds, which is kind of terrifying.

A: Did you read Al Franken’s book, by any chance?

MR: I did not.

A: A good portion of it talks about his campaign and he’s like, “This is run by children.”

MR: Literally, it’s run by children. And I want to be one of those children.

TA: Any parting wisdom?

MR: Yeah, I have two rules of Wes, which I told my students during orientation this year. The first rule is: Don’t stress, because everybody freaks out way too much about housing, about co-ops, about all these very silly, water-under-the-bridge decisions. That’s rule number one, and then rule number two is to think twice. There’s a lot of groupthink that happens at Wes, and I think if people were to take a step back, they would really enjoy their experience and get a lot more out of it.

 

Molly Schiff can be reached mschiff01@wesleyan.edu.

Comments

2 responses to “WesCeleb: Matt Renetzky ’18”

  1. P. G. Homehouse '46 Avatar
    P. G. Homehouse ’46

    What a charming young gentleman. I am pleased that there is at least one amongst these oafish avocadotoastsapiosexualbluetoothhandset MARXISTS they call Wesleyan students today. Why, in my day, this paper only cost a buffalo nickel.

    1. Gabriel Shai Kachuck, IV, Ph.D Avatar
      Gabriel Shai Kachuck, IV, Ph.D

      Mr. Homehouse, I happen to be acquainted with young Mr. Renetzky. I hate to disappoint, but this unfathomably manicured interview is anything but accurate. A monograph-length exposé could not begin to capture the disappointment, disrespect, and utter disregard for humanity that this Janus-faced young man exudes. Feel free to contact me personally (gkachuck[at]wes) if you require further convincing. His is a tortured, savage soul. It deserves precious little praise and, unfortunately, should bring you precious littler still in the way of reassurance.

      Respectfully yours,

      Gabriel Shai Kachuck, IV, Ph.D

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