Thursday, April 24, 2025



Oh hey, Carp’s back

Evan Carp defended his bigoted statements about Muslims last year by using the equivalent of the following logical argument (Evan also defended himself in person by saying this directly to me, if you’re wondering):

“I don’t mean to say that all Muslims are terrorists. What I am saying is that all terrorists are Muslim”

So, concerning Evan’s response to Katherine Michelmore and Dustin Schur’s Wespeak about boys at Wesleyan being physically unattractive, we can clearly use Evan’s own logic to reinterpret their thinking as thus:

“They don’t mean to say that all Wesleyan boys are ugly. What they mean to say is that all ugly boys go to Wesleyan.”

Duh.

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