It’s your neighborhood restaurant reviewer, back for some friendly tips on food and sex. Want to eat sex? Like to have food? Well, here are some aphrodisiac facts to spice up your love life!
Asparagus
Not only does it make your pee smell, but given its phallic shape, asparagus is frequently enjoyed as an aphrodisiac. The Vegetarian Society suggests “eating asparagus for three days for the most powerful effect.”
Avocado
Next time you reach for an avocado wrap at the vegan café, keep in mind that the Aztecs called the avocado tree “testicle tree”. They saw the fruit hanging in pairs on the tree and thought that it resembled the male’s testicles.
Bananas
Let’s face it, bananas look like penises. And not only that, an Islamic myth tells us that that after Adam and Eve ate from the tree of knowledge they covered their naked bodies with banana leaves rather than fig.
Chocolate
People say chocolate is the way to a girl’s heart, and now we have the facts to prove it. Chocolate contains chemicals thought to effect neurotransmitters in the brain and a related substance to caffeine called theobromine. In other words, chocolate makes you think, “I want sex NOW.” Even better when it’s covering your naked partner. …mmmm…
Garlic
Nothing like garlic breath to make you think…SEX. Well, believe it or not, the ‘heat’ in garlic is said to stir sexual desires.
Oysters
The Romans knew oysters were an aphrodisiac food as early as the second century A.D. Women, they wrote, wanted sex after eating “giant oysters.” Maybe that is because the oyster looks kind of like a vagina.
Wine
And we don’t mean box wine. The gourmet sleuth, guru of the website of the same name, says, “A glass or two of good wine can greatly enhance a romantic interlude. Wine relaxes and helps to stimulate our senses. Drinking wine can be an erotic experience. Let your eyes feast on the color of the liquid. Caress the glass, savor the taste on your lips.”
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