So most of our photo diary of Wemmy making was edited out to make room for other important arts articles (no hard feelings), but we thought you probably didn’t get the full impact of it because of these cuts. Let us just sum it up for you really quickly: Neil Patrick Harris on a unicorn.
First off, we hope you all had a very pleasant Hanukkah (we might as well go with the majority demographic here).
First off, we need to make an apology.
We have to admit, we’ve been coy with you. We never meant to mislead you, it’s just that…well, we wanted to impress you.
You probably thought we were just fucking around when we said we were going to Google the publicist of How I Met Your Mother, but we assure you, it was in earnest.
A week ago, three freshmen (uh, that would be us, Jessica, Jiovani, and Christina, for those of you not in the habit of reading by-lines) were given a quest.
Following in its tradition of repudiating major trends, Wesleyan saw a significant increase in its applications this year.
To show our solidarity with the television writer’s union, as well as the oft-neglected stagehand’s union, the Ampersand is on strike. Like our brothers in comedic arms, we demand revenue from the millions, if not billions, if not tens of dollars that the Argus is making off our comedic genius by putting Ampersand articles online (wesleyanargus.com go right now!).
What even is an ampersand? Throughout The Argus’s history, the term has embodied a plethora of expressions, thoughts, and meanings, including the Latin word for the symbol “&,” an expression of inclusivity, and a break from traditional Argus coverage. After a long hiatus, the Ampersand is back. Ampersand Editor UG Shakhnovskaya ’24 and Assistant Ampersand Editors Lily […]
Here in the last issue of the term, we thought we’d simply share with you a couple of things Carter L. Bays wrote for the Argus in his time at Wesleyan.