Bat attacks, physical plant lacks
Physical Plant maintains the buildings which keep us safe and secure while at school. In some ways, they occupy a ...
Editor’s Picks
Real LFO Awareness
It was an otherwise normal action-picking up the newest issue of the Argus, leafing through the drab, depressing pages and-HOH ...
Stop the Fatwas immediately
While I hate to reignite the veritable fatwa which was issued on my head in the weeks leading up to ...
Remix to wespeakin’
What remix is this? Feelin' on your booty. Well, do you? Do you, do you want to? Dance, dance and ...
Letters to the EIC with politically incorrect answers
Dear Matt, Why does the Wespeaks section often contain Fish, Carp, and a Lake? -Mike Beque Dear Confused, There's nothing ...
Dearest Gwen Stefani
Girl, what happened to your bindi? Uh huh, this my shit.
Pussies and wheat gluten do not mix!
Dear WestCo, As a feline guest in your courtyard, I appreciate your handouts and numerous attempts at frolicking with me ...
Editors’ Notebook: Silenced no longer: WASPeaks at last
Here at the Argus, we are committed to ensuring that no voices on our campus are silenced. For this issue, ...
Step toward freedom at Clark
There are a few news items from last week that I wanted to bring to everybody's attention: 1) The other ...
Feces and chicken
There are a few news items from last week that I wanted to bring to everybody's attention: 1) The other ...