On September 16, 2007 the Dandelions played their first game. Today they became a dynasty. With their second championship season in only three years, the Dandelions firmly established themselves as both the best-looking and sexiest team in intramural history. Take Asa Horvitz ’10 for example; that man is drop-dead gorgeous. And don’t even get me started on Eric Sherman ’10.
Today’s incredible victory has already had an immense impact on people all over the world. After watching a live broadcast of the game, tens of thousands of soldiers in hundreds of different countries have decided to lay down their weapons in order to begin training for the 2010 Dandelions. Millions more laid down their weapons to begin trying to hook up with Eric Bissell ’10. CNN reports the Dandelions’ victory immediately ended the war in Iraq, as well as the Sa’dah insurgency in Yemen, the Mexican drug wars and the fight between humans and Cylons.
While the Dandelions’ win is sure to have an enormous impact on the lives of millions of people, it has been a truly life changing experience for Director Michael Bay ’86. The New York Times quoted Bay: “The Dandelions have shown me that life is about more than making shitty movies. Fuck them motherfuckers.” He has pledged to devote the rest of his career to making documentaries about the lives of each member of the Dandelions.
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