“I Don’t Have Swine Flu…”

Dear Wesleyan Argus,

I would just like to clear the air. While I appreciate the publicity you’ve given me by posting my photograph in a recent issue of the Argus, I did not, do not, and have never been infected with the H1N1 virus (as the caption implied). I would like to thank Ian Park for the artful portrait he took of me, as well as the vast outpouring of support from the public. I want to reassure you all that I am completely healthy. While I did have a slight case of the flu recently (although not the Swine!), and was briefly self-quarantined, I am all better now.

Thank you for your support, and may God bless your publication.

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One response to ““I Don’t Have Swine Flu…””

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    Hippie

    This atricle keeps it real, no doubt.

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