Nhidzal Istener: Aaargh, I am so stressed out! I have so much work, and no time for?
Noah Itall?: I know, no time for yourself. You need to stop stressing out so much and just figure out your time management. If you didn’t procrastinate all the time…
[clicks tongue].
Nhidzal: I was going to say more time for Johnny.
Noah: Johnny? Who’s Johnny?
Nhidzal [looks dreamy]: This boyyyy I met at the party this weekend who I really…
Noah: Oh you don’t want to hang out with him. You know he’s the type that you always
go for when you should avoid them.
Nhidzal [aside]: If only I had someone who would just listen to me and stop with the lame advice.
Noah: Hey! I heard that! You want someone to listen non-directively? What do you think I am, 8-to-8?
Soothing Voiceover Voice: If you are like Nhidzal Istener and in need of someone to listen to whatever you want to say, without judging you, then call 8-to-8: 860-685-7789, 7 am to 7 pm, 7 days a week. We’re a team of superb trained listeners who will take your anonymity to the grave, and we’re standing by waiting to hear what you really want to say.
Nhidzal: What’s that number again?
Soothing Voiceover Voice: Extension 7789, (860-685-7789), seven days a week!
TUNE IN NEXT WEEK FOR THE FURTHER ADVENTURES ON THE QUEST FOR A GOOD LISTENER!!!
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