4/20 is no excuse
Children, I'd like to think that we, as Wesleyan students, are aware of a little something called personal responsibility. That said, some (dare I say most?) of you guys are ...
Letters to the Editor
Stop wearing sandals
Springtime is here. That's great. However, not great: sandals. Oh my god. So many sandals. So many different kinds. So many disgusting little toes. Ewwwww. Look, I know that it ...
Passover options are lacking
It's not uncommon to hear someone half-moan something along the lines of, "There are so many Jews at Wesleyan!" Debatable. Among those oh-so-many Jews, I have encountered relatively few who ...
Response to misogyny apology
We fundamentally disagree with what was stated in last week's Wespeak entitled "Misogyny and its True Effects." This is not to suggest that we are misogynists or that we are ...
Response to Guha
What is so difficult to get here? In her Wespeak (in response to mine), Ms. Guha argues that we should seek to "understand" and "empathize" with those who riot against ...
Demonstration was successful
As I watched the Channel Eight news helicopter hover curiously over the science tower recording people making banners declaring their desire for peace, I realized the country was listening to ...
Ahoy, tokemeisters: stop smoking pot!
I have recently become irritated by the amount of cannabis smokers at this school. I know several of these cannabis fiends and I despise each one of them. Many of ...
Bathroom Survey
1. Do you know how many buildings on this campus have gender-neutral bathrooms?
Give me Internet, Comcast
Dear Comcast: I want internet in my house. And for every minute that I do not have internet in my house a puppy will die.
Migrant workers are illegal citizens of the United States
Dear Uproarious Wesleyan Protestors: Migrant workers are not undocumented citizens whose existence can be criminalized. They are, by definition, illegal. Unless possessing work visas, student visas or a naturalized citizenship ...