Good luck to Roth
Dear Wes: I am genuinely happy about the coming leadership change at Wes! In our hearts we all know that ...
Editor’s Picks
Hey, Wes: help us kick Katrina’s ass
We know that there are a lot of WesTech-ers out there who have spent some time in New Orleans helping ...
Bring the Chalk
LIKE CHALK? hate chalk? love to masturbate with chalk wrapped in saran wrap? DO YOU SAY YOU WANT A REVOLUTION? ...
Good thymes
I'm writing to complain. Last week, I submitted a Wespeak to the Argus. This Wespeak was very dear to my ...
Colour-Me Usdan floor plan
It gives me great pleasure, as the assitant to the deputy manager of Auxiliary Services of Wesleyan University, to release ...
Wanted: Blimp
Due to serious cinematic interest, a 3,000 ft. blimp is deeply desired to recreate Indiana Jones’ escape from the Nazis ...
Acrostic
Mocon will soon be destroyed. I want to burn down Summerfields. Cunt club is a waste of student fees. Hall-Atwater ...
Fruit rape
I am writing to you on behalf of WesFruity! (Wesleyan Fruit Rescue Urgently Immediately Today, Yes!) We were gravely offended ...
Open letter w/ a knife
You guys suck. Wesleyan was so much better when it was a white, all-male, conservative Methodist institution bent on maintaining ...
X-word
Please don’t take away the New York Times.