Open letter w/ a knife
You guys suck. Wesleyan was so much better when it was a white, all-male, conservative Methodist institution bent on maintaining ...
Editor’s Picks
Wanted: Blimp
Due to serious cinematic interest, a 3,000 ft. blimp is deeply desired to recreate Indiana Jones’ escape from the Nazis ...
Fruit rape
I am writing to you on behalf of WesFruity! (Wesleyan Fruit Rescue Urgently Immediately Today, Yes!) We were gravely offended ...
Colour-Me Usdan floor plan
It gives me great pleasure, as the assitant to the deputy manager of Auxiliary Services of Wesleyan University, to release ...
Good thymes
I'm writing to complain. Last week, I submitted a Wespeak to the Argus. This Wespeak was very dear to my ...
I enjoy my apple pie “A la Mode”
Ed Klein frequently writes some of the most amusing articles in the Argus, totally overshadowing the Ampersand in my opinion. ...
X-word
Please don’t take away the New York Times.
I won’t stop
Tyrannously I scorch the air With a roaring solar flare. Deadly, though not in silence, Rated PG-13 for violence
Letter for Presidential Search
Dear Wesleyan: We are tremendously satisfied today. Although we as an institution struggle with inequalities and are often mired by ...
Lost phone
Lost Black Samsung/Spting cell phone found by student who called me last week. Please return to Regan Schubel at The ...