Respect the comics
Hippies, Yippies, and everyone in between: The latest "tit-for-tat" in the Argus regarding the comics section has us convinced that ...
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My conditioned hair
"And looking upon the light of mine freshly conditioned hair, ye shall be pleased, and ye shall revel." — Fekkai ...
Mein Carp
Koran, Chapter 5, Verse 32: "[I]f anyone slew a person—unless it be for murder or spreading mischief in the land—it ...
Congrats, COL
1. Thank god for those better COL posters. 2. I'm so glad my Uncle Victor ("he was General MacArthur's right-hand-man") ...
Reply to McAteer
Dear Mr. McAteer: Have you been urging upon your friends and (impossibly speaking) lovers your reply to my Wespeak of ...
Carp: examine your language
Mr. Carp: You say, "I don't believe that my Wespeak exuded hatred." For your sake, I want to believe you. ...
Women suck too: a Mad Lib response to Carp
Last week I attended the discussion session about Women and the problems they face and while I was not at ...
Thank you for bad behavior at show
Like numerous other students, I was very excited that the Books were coming to Wesleyan on the 3rd. I got ...
The Academy has crashed
Any pretensions the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences had at achieving some degree of social relevance was spectacularly ...
Carp has some big clarity problems
I'm going to ignore Carp's defense of slavery in his most recent Wespeak for now, to point this out: The ...