The Greasiest Poon: A walk around the corner
Entering the unassuming britches of Hannah Peterberg ’10, one finely put together lass from the sandy shores of eastern North ...
Ampersand
Ask the Professor: Would detecting supersymmetry in the Large Hadron Collider confirm the string theory?
A current theory is that the fundamental model of physics is comprised of single strand objects called strings. The theory ...
The Wesleyan Ampersand reverse caption contest
Want your name to appear in the same sentence as an oversized ‘W’, like Jason Bitterman ’10, winner of our ...
Senior on campus announcement
Dear Class of 2009, We hope that you enjoyed the first senior mocktails event and thank those of you that ...
This Editor’s note has been sober for three days
While your parents were holding your hair back for you this past Homecoming Weekend, you may have noticed that Wesleyan ...
Wespeak: Come to the next meeting of WeSobriety
The next meeting of Wesleyan Students Opposed to Being Really Intoxicated Enjoy Talking, Ya’ll (WeSobriety) will be this Wednesday, November ...
WesWords: A guide to Wesleyan sober jargon
Schwasted (noun, verb) 1. A recycling receptacle filled with Schweppes’ ginger ale bottles. 2. A physical assault on a bus ...
Ice cream social once again a sellout
This month’s ice cream social, held at Psi U, was another rousing success, as the 200 available tickets sold out ...
Harry Potter and the magical umbrella
Ten-year-old Harry Potter followed Hagrid out of the isolated cabin, leaving his aunt, uncle, and cousin dumbstruck. A streak of ...
Spooky editor’s note: Don’t read this in the dark
Submitted for the approval of Tuesday afternoon society, we present to you, the reader, the spookiest, scariest, spine-tingliest-to-the-point-where-you-think-you-have-epilepsy Ampersand ever. ...