Opium dens: Not all they’re cracked up to be
All Hallows Eve is coming up, and I’ve been hearing a lot of talk about scary things lately. And I’ve ...
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Ghost haunts Film Hall
In the most frightening occurrence of paranormal tomfoolery to strike this campus since Alpha Delt’s “My Neck-rophilia, My Back” Valentine’s ...
Blarkin’s guide to spooktacular spookiness
I know what you’re thinking. How can this Halloween top last year’s Spooktactular Frightfest where you watched Monster House and ...
The Ampersand’s guide to trick-and/or treating at Wesleyan University
1) Bessie Schöenberg Dance Studio -Scariest possible costume: tall white man with no rhythm, for example Arvydas Sabonis, Gheorghe Muresan, ...
A night in the terror motel
Little Katie knew that something bad was going to happen. Her friend Sally said that all they were going to ...
Editor’s Note: This part’s new! Newer than waffles!
This Friday, the Argus will publish an issue consisting entirely of archival articles. Since the good ole Ampersand isn’t published ...
Little-known facts removed from Princeton Review profiles of America’s top colleges
Amherst and Williams: Neither one swallows. Trust me. Grinnell: Imaginary. Do you actually know anyone who goes there? Honestly. Bates, ...
Theses: It’s not too late!!!
[Ed. note: So Sascha says this is from the Amper Archives. We’re not sure what that means. Did it actually ...
Students of Wesleyan: I am sorry I stole your laptops
My dear students of Wesleyan University, It was I who snuck into your rooms late in the night and stole ...
The Telltale Colon: A frigid tale of harrowing intestinal trauma
True! — nervous — very, very dreadfully nervous I had been and am; but why will you say that I ...