Ampersand
Hey, so, guys. Hey. This is Dan Cerruti. Now, as I’m sure all of our one or two regular readers ...
Editor’s Note: Writer’s strike
A young female writer scribed this editor’s note while hiding in tight quarters from the Writer’s Guild. Although the guild ...
Try to Picket This Scab
In light of the recent writer’s strike we decided to write our own television episode of the new CBS sitcom ...
A Message from the Pornographers Guild of America
We’ve been hearing a lot of rumors lately, and we wanted to set the record straight. There will be NO ...
Writers’ strike forces Hollywood to plunder past to produce today’s Oscar gold
Atonementos Synopsis: Do do do doooooo, do doooo, do waaaaaaaah! It doesn’t matter what comes, fresh goes better in life, ...
Editor’s note: Shit hits fan; fan files charges
So, Argus, you’re gonna try and lowball us, eh? Think you can compete with the lowbrow humor we churn out? ...
Kaczynski kicks off ‘Brothers of homicidal murderers lecture series’
Last Friday, David Kaczynski, brother of serial mail-bomber Ted Kaczynski, lectured at Buddhist House. Apparently, Kaczynski, executive director of New ...
The Wesleyan Ampersand reverse caption contest
Hear ye, hear ye! It is the most splendiferous of pleasures to extend a hearty congratulations to Mister Andrew Perechocky, ...
Roth on Roth on Wesleyan: Presidential commentary on my blog which comments on the state of presidency at Wesleyan where I am president
Presidents have lots of meetings. The other day I had to go to a MENSA meeting. They didn’t let me ...
This editor’s note is on strike: Scabs will be mocked
To show our solidarity with the television writer’s union, as well as the oft-neglected stagehand’s union, the Ampersand is on ...
