10 ways to feel good about yourself – save the planet
-Drink green beer. St. Patrick’s Day is everyday now! And everybody’s Irish. Even Jews! -Move to Colonial Williamsburg. Why, your ...
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Mama Mia! Earth Day!
To celebrate Earth Day, or Earth Week if one day isn’t enough to exercise your liberal guilt, some brand spankin’ ...
News Briefs: Other stories from Wesleyan’s Day of Victory… or perhaps defeat. Who knows, honestly?
Students get 'Contact' high MIDDLETOWN, Conn. — While many students passionately celebrated the highs of cannabis culture (zing!) this past ...
Thousands attend Wesleyan baseball game: No one knows how the hell it ended
MIDDLETOWN, Conn. — Wesleyan Baseball set an attendance record on Sunday, as some estimates put upwards of 1,000 people attending ...
Congratu-fucking-lations!: What to do now that your thesis is over
Howdy thesis writers! I just spent the last few hours with you fine folks following the submission of your theses, ...
Editor’s note: If you can read this, you obviously didn’t do a thesis
A little secret about senior theses: only illiterate people write them. A few great thesis writers: Fantasia Barrino, Helen Keller, ...
It’s Stacey Augmon Awareness Month, damnit!
Stacey Augmon. I bet when I just mentioned him, he was the farthest thing from your mind. If he was, ...
Michael Roth continues stellar career in Wesleyan intramural softball league
Beware, C-League Intramural softball teams! For you lie in the crosshairs of the heartiest hurler since Mordechai “Three-Finger” Brown! His ...
Things John Wesley Elementary School should divest from: An eight year-old’s plea for social responsibility
Broccoli: There are certain undeniable truths in life. When I take a step in my LA Gears, I know that ...
Secret Editor’s Note: No girls allowed!!!
I was sitting in the cafeteria with my friend Billy and Billy kept telling me that “Last Temptation of Christ” ...