Marxist “Monopoly”
There is no banker; he has been replaced by the state. Starting with the state each player rolls the dice. ...
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Roth on Roth on Roth’s Summer
How was my Summer? How do you think it was? It was awesome! I’m fucking Michael Roth! And every hot ...
Editor’s Note 1986-1989: What You Freshmen Missed
So we here at the Ampersand have stopped doing comedy. We’re now cultural commentary page. It has come to our ...
I have a job for next year, along with a fine apartment in a great neighborhood in a bustling city, in addition to a well drawn-out plan for the rest of my life; please ask me about all of these things and I will elaborate at length
Boy howdy, seems like graduation is right around the corner, and aren’t I more excited than a necrobestialitist at the ...
Editor’s note: Ampersad
Well, folks, here we are. It’s been over three years since my byline first graced the print of this glorious ...
An open letter from Brian’s mom
Dear Brian, I have diligently been reading your page over the past school year and I must say that you ...
Making the Grade: Ampersand Report Card
Spring is here and finals are just upon us. Time to evaluate this past semester in all its glory, from ...
Wu-sleyan: Protect your neck kid, Wu-Tang killer bees are on the swarm, and they’re deans!
Celebrity has always had a place in powerful administrations. Allow me to remind you of President Ronald Reagan, Senator Bill ...
10 ways to feel good about yourself – save the planet
-Drink green beer. St. Patrick’s Day is everyday now! And everybody’s Irish. Even Jews! -Move to Colonial Williamsburg. Why, your ...
Mama Mia! Earth Day!
To celebrate Earth Day, or Earth Week if one day isn’t enough to exercise your liberal guilt, some brand spankin’ ...