Point/Counterpoint: Meeting the parents
In the four years I’ve been here, my parents have never visited me during Parent’s Weekend. Not once. It may ...
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Editors’ Note
I cannot believe everyone's parents decided to come visit on the same weekend! That was so crazy. I hope you ...
Time Travelling Patriots Disagree About Confession Board
Wesleyan was thrown into an uproar last month when two time travellers arrived on campus in a now-famous burst of ...
An Idiot’s Guide to Talking Shit About People on Wesleyan’s Anonymous Confession Board
Have you got a qualm to quell? Do you happen to possess some shit to spit? Are you by any ...
Four sentence letters to magazines
One time, I took one of the public safety cars, not one of the stupid SUVs, mind you, but one ...
Anonymous Confession from you know who:
One time, I took one of the public safety cars, not one of the stupid SUVs, mind you, but one ...
Editors’ Note:
The internet is the best place to waste time since god invented the 7-11. Anyone who has recently wasted time ...
Correcting a mistake from last time around
In a News Brief in the previous issue of the Ampersand, the last line was misinterpreted by some as implying ...
How to acquire friends who are genuinely noteworthy
Hi, my name’s Claire and I evaluate people’s inner worth based on their musical tastes and appearances. Biggest mistake ever. ...
The biggest mistake I ever made
We got some absinthe shipped to us from Europe. I should have known something was up because it came in ...