Editors’ Note: Fair and Balanced
Here at the AmperOffices, we appreciate the importance of biased journalism. With all the recent talk of burning embassies and ...
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Alito Confirmed Despite Democratic Objections
The confirmation of Samuel Alito to the Supreme Court marks the biggest sea-change in the court's makeup since-- Oh, hell, ...
Popular Support for U.S. Involvement in Israel Hits Record Low
The Israel-Palestinian conflict really gets my goat. I mean, it's a lot like a party if you think about it. ...
Israeli-Palestinian Future Questionable Following Electoral Victory by Hamas
The increasingly unattainable goal of peace in the beleaguered state of Israel was dealt another blow recently when the militaristic ...
U.N. Proposes Long-Term Conflict Solutions
please just get over it shit someone hook up the stereo jesus christ! i love this song turn it up ...
Sportz Reportz! A Girl Writes about the Super Bowl?!
Sunday night, Super Bowl XL: The testosterone raged, the muscles bulged, and the players lovingly fondled the taut skin of ...
Aramark Renews Contract with Pura Vida; Student Action Groups Take Credit for Landmark Decision
Does anyone else feel like we're kind of one big set of adopted relatives for those little kids on the ...
The 8-Year-Old Film Critic Tells the Aristocrats Joke
Once upon a time there was this guy, and he had a show. And this other man— wait, let me ...
Jess Lane is a pathetic spinster and she’ll die alone… unless you enter our contest!
Win a date with Amper babe Jess Lane (or Gelman, if you like Jews who are dudes)! For serious!
Editors’ Note:
Oh, hello there. We didn’t see you! Yes, it’s another semester already. We’d forgotten, too. Which means that we didn’t ...