Shuler challenges Taylor for Heisman, congressional votes
Democratic nominee and former NFL quarterback Heath Shuler is challenging Charles Taylor, a Republican representative for North Carolina since 1991, ...
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Editors’ note for Senate
Vote for us. Here's why: we're less anti-Semitic than LaRouche, we're less pro-Semitic than Lieberman, we're less interested in making ...
Republican runs for Senate: “I haven’t had gay sex with a minor… yet”
Thomas Miles, a prominent software tycoon from Oregon, is making a late push for Senate in his native state. Running ...
Weird stuff to give out on Halloween
Rosary Beads: Until the little Draculas and French Maids start dressing up as little Popes, we have to make sure ...
Alfredo responds to Mark Kelley
Last week Mark Kelley wrote one spicy meatball of a review of my restaurant. I just wanted to clear the ...
Enraged conservative calls 411
Recorded Voice: City and state, please. Enraged Conservative: Middletown, Connecticut. Operator: Middletown, how can I help you? EC: Yeah, hi. ...
Alfredo: Fuck you
I fucking hate you ass bitches. Where do I start with you and your shitty fucking restaurant? Possibly on the ...
Don’t promote reverse-racist dining
Mr. Alfredo, how someone can make such shitty shrimp alfredo using so few ingredients is really a modern marvel. Now, ...
Vote Max for Wesleyan food-service provider
In 1989 I was on top of the world when my little restaurant, the Max, was selected as the food ...
Editors’ note to open racist seafood restaurant
We’ll only serve whitefish. No lox, no gefilte fish, not even any Swedish fish. And no blowfish. So it’s a ...