Editor’s Note written in style of 1920s newsroom editor
[For best effect, read note aloud in the style of a 1920s newsreel narrator] Listen here chief, I got a ...
Ampersand
An opening speech to the world of Wesleyan from the new Dean
I celebrate my senses, making the sex of the universe a tangible touch to my man-hands. i was selected before ...
Introducing the Ampersand reverse caption contest
Want your name forever linked with the likes of Charles M. Schulz, James Thurber, or even Bill Keane of "Family ...
Delmar Crim responsible for everything bad that ever happened ever
- Beginning of Time: As Eve is about to toss away the apple she’s holding, Delmar Crim appears, asking how ...
Editor’s Note: Editors Boycott Editor’s Note
There will be a 25-30% decrease in editor's note due to editors boycott of the inhumane treatment of imported Azeri ...
“Eat Local Challenge” features apples, insurance, economic disparity
Tuesday's lunch was part of Bon Appetit's intranational "eat local" campaign, and featured Connecticutian agricultural products and specialties. Students ate ...
Student buys $500 worth of combo meals to make up for profits lost during Usdan boycott
Some Wesleyan students see a problem and complain about it. Others make a difference. Last week, hundreds of students boycotted ...
Sex Party at Eclectic stirs warm feelings
"It was the best time I've ever had dancing for three hours by myself," said Donovan Arthen '11, not depicted ...
More candidates for W.S.A. representatives
Grilled Cheese ’11 I've been talking to a lot of people around this campus, and one thing gets brought up ...
Wesleyan introduces new, more efficient method of mail delivery
With an already overwhelming number of complaints regarding difficulties with the campus email system, which we all know as Squirrel ...