Actual write-in votes from WSA elections

PRESIDENT

– master shake
– benedict 16th
– one quit, the other has barely made an appearance. no thanks.
– meatwad
– santa motherfucking claus
– hmmm……me!!!! i wanna be president!!!!!
– our student leadership is the bee’s knees.
– snoop-a-loop
– nobody
– bob dole
– prince rogers nelson
– hey hey ho ho this penis party has got to go hey hey ho ho this penis party has got to go
– the legend
– doc “i want to have sex with my mother, and have dedicated a facebook group in her honor” kerr
– wsa does not represent the students
– huge turnout at protests have shown that wesleyan students suck
– a man, not a woman

VICE PRESIDENT

– patrick “hey, you promised you would pull out” rheaume
– meatwad
– wsa sux
– anyone but jerry…i don’t like hybrid cars..if he claimed to be a hovercraft i might have voted for him..
– master shake
– 1956
– www.freebooth.org
– wasn’t it foolish to let seniors vote? we don’t care.
– a toyota echo
– ugh. why would anyone want to be a politician? let’s trap bennet in his office (again)..
– no seriously, bob dole
– dale earnhardt jr.
– boy george
– wsa doesn’t represnet [sic] the students

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