There’s nothing funny to write about any more, and we’ll tell you why: because the apocalypse is coming, and we are fucking fucked. The only things that are going to exist by the time you read this are unfathomably old white dudes and sea monsters that just ate your family. At least there’s Super Smash Brothers in heaven!
We call Kirby,
Nat and Katie
p.s. Dear everyone I know— I like your haircut.
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