A few days ago my roommate admitted to me that he started the Seinfeld thread out of boredom. So this week: NO rumors, just some Wesleyan-esque poetry.
What do people do on Saturday afternoons? I am sooooo bored.
Responses:
- clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean clean
- work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work
- drink drink drink eh whatever
- fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap
- get high
- Wear urban outfitterz at my $50,000 p/y school and talk about how rich white people suck.
http://collegeacb.com/sb/wes/thread/129160
girl in the Versace dress… you are pretty when i am drunk. you are ugly when i am sober and actually have to talk to you. you talk about fashion and and how you are going to summer in some far off destination. you look down on those who work with their hands and produce that which you covet so much. you make me feel alright when i am alone and need a warm body to satisfy my primal urges. i hate you but i need your essence. i love you but i can’t stand all that you represent. i would like to make love to you but masturbation will suffice. you say you love me but i know the only thing love is the money i will earn with my wesleyan degree. fuck you, i love you…
Responses:
- man this is some poetry
http://collegeacb.com/sb/wes/thread/129425
Future program houses: bauhouse, acid house
Responses:
- homeless house
- bloghouse
- boathouse
- Animal House
- White Power House
- hipster/soilent green house
- Round House
- Harvard house
- house of God
- little house on the prarie
- bathhouse
- No Fat Chicks House
- She’s-a-Brick House
- i always like gingerbread house, maybe for like a bakers’ program house or something. i know that used to be the nickname for 202 wash, but it works.
- House of cards
- House of Representatives
- House of Pain
- Whore House
http://collegeacb.com/sb.php?school=wes&page=thread&id=111696&p=1
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