So the WSA posted a picture of the “Douglas Cannon” on their blog a couple of days ago, but as a new Argus article will reveal tomorrow, don’t count on this thing being real, as there are some inconsistencies in the story…
Stay tuned, Wesleyan.
Friday, September 19, 2025
Temper Your Douglas Cannon Hysteria
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3 responses to “Temper Your Douglas Cannon Hysteria”
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Everyone already knows this isn’t the real Douglas Cannon.
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ther real Douglas Cannon is thicker, darker and veinier.
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wake up sheeple!
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