Over the weekend Jerry Seinfeld was spotted on campus! Or was he?
JERRY SEINFELD ON CAMPUS! Who saw it?!
Responses:
- Wait… that WAS Jerry Seinfeld?!
- What?! Where? Better question, why?
- I saw some doofy kid following him around with a camera.
- Is he still here? Im gonna go stalk him
- WHERE IS HE DAMNIT! TELL ME
- saw him crossing the CFA area. someone following him with a handi-cam. heard him say, “So this is Wesleyan, in Middletown, CT.” What the fuck is going on?
- Why do I have a feeling everyone in this thread is full of BS
- hes not doing a show but he was herree! i think it has something to do with admissions. I DUNOOOO
- Who the fuck cares? No one watched that show.
- WHy do people like that show? It wasn’t funny. All the jokes were jewier than a pastrami on rye. Call me when you spot Homer… Simpson.
- This whole thread is probably just the first guy saying everything. They wouldn’t be filming anything today anyway, it’s nasty out
- No, I promise you. I saw him. I’m in the CFA right now. He’s in a blue-green raincoat.
- Whoever started this thread should have done their research first, he’s playing a show in Minneapolis tonight: http://www.ticketmaster.com/event/060042FBBEE08FEB?artistid=795942&majorcatid=10002&minorcatid=51. Case closed
- FAIL
- Hello, this is Jerry Seinfeld. I loved visiting your campus. It was a pleasure and I love the student body. Thank You!
- lol wtf this is obviously not Jerry Seinfeld. How would he know about the ACB? why would he care enough to post on our stupid ACB website? OP is so dumb
- Thank you so much for pointing that out; there might have been one severely brain-damaged individual reading this to whom that was not immediately obvious.
- Thank you so much for pointing that out obliquely; there might have been one severely brain-damaged individual reading this to whom the insincerity of that post was not immediately obvious.
- Guys, stop being so vicious! –Jerry S
http://collegeacb.com/sb/wes/thread/125980
To: That creepy guy who goes to parties and intentionally farts… I am on to you. If I see you out again I am going to rat you out to everyone. And you will be really embarrassed, so just STOP it. It is gross and NOT funny.
Sometimes I think that we are not free… Sometimes I think that the matrix is real…
Responses:
- Whoa man, you just blew my mind.
- and what if it were? Make the best of what you’ve got. The steak will always taste better than the gruel.
- Statistically, it’s highly improbable that we aren’t living in some kind of computer simulation. There’s tons of reading on it. It’ll blow your mind.
- we are not free unless we live in the reality we create for ourselves
http://collegeacb.com/sb.php?school=wes&page=thread&id=125848&p=1
Since we are at war with Islam… is it wrong to buy falafel from the mamoun’s truck? This is important, because I have the feeling that I will be hungry tonight.
Responses:
- it’s alright, as long as when you pick up your falafel you say “death to america” and give him a sly win
- not if you feels those falafel balls are weapons of mass destruction
- WE ARE NOT AT WAR WITH ISLAM
- Are you sure? It sure looks like it.
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