WeSeen & Heard

Here’s the latest installment of your funny, absurd, and just so “Wesleyan” observations from around campus.

Sci Li Basement:

• “Dude, you titled your epilepsy paper ‘Seize the Day’..?”

Usdan:

• “May I ask whose ball sack it was?”
• “Great, NOW I have herpes.”
• During Parents Weekend: “Three or four times today I’ll have seen someone from behind and thought it was a hipster… then they turn around and it turns out to be someone’s grandpa!”

Outside Olin:

• “It’s my half birthday on Thursday–let’s get half wasted!”
• On a Sunday: “We were all robbed.” “Yeah, man, this weekend was like Grand Theft Dignity.”
• Friday night: “YOU CAN’T STOP ME, HOT DOG MAN!”

Exeley:

• Contributor: “What do you think of Rahm Emanuel?” to Mytheos Holt: “What do you think of Al Capone?”

Foss:

• “I’m gonna put a chastity belt on that girl…”

Andrus Field:

• “I didn’t want you to think I was taking a class that just, like, teaches weird sex positions.”

Clark:

• “Yeah man, I can remember songs the second I hear them. I have, like, a photographic memory.”
• “Until recently, I always thought Connecticut was south of Maryland…”

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