Everyone loves Star Wars. But you know what’s better? Star Wars plus sarcasm!
5. Jar Jar: My forgotten, da Bosses will do terrible tings to me. TERRRRRIBLE if me-sa going back der!
4. Darth Vader: I…? I couldn’t have! She was alive… I felt it! Nooooooooooooooooooo!
3. Qui-Gon Jinn: His cells have the highest concentration of midi-chlorians I have seen in a life-form. It was possible he was concieved by the midi-chlorians.
2. Anakin: I don’t like sand. It’s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft… and smooth. (Note: he is talking about Natalie Portman’s back)
1. Padme: No you listen! We live in a real world, come back to it. You’re studying to become a Jedi, I’m… I’m a senator. If you follow your thoughts through to conclusion, it will take us to a place we cannot go, regardless of the way we feel about each other.
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