Response to Sharpes

Herr Sharpes,

Because tarnishing the Argus with more nonsense is not my goal, I will keep this short and cordial. Your flagrant attack upon my character was uncouth, though amusing, and I respect your viewpoint. You would have made an excellent Gestapo officer, and I hope you find much happiness in money and sin. Sorry about Rumsfeld. I know how much you cared about him.

Let this be the end of tiresome Wespeaks.

If there is any more of a problem, I am not averse to a duel sir, though we’ll keep it outside of the Argus.

Thank you, and sorry to all the rest for, hopefully, the last of the inane Wespeaks.

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