Dear Madam Michelmore and Mr. Schur,
You both got me a little hot under the collar with your 9/8 Wespeak entitled “Why Wesleyan Sucks Worse Than Facebook,” in which you presumptuously claim that “the boys [at Wesleyan] are all unattractive.” The fact that you can make such sweeping generalizations about an entire GROUP of people whom you know nothing about is astonishing to me. Have you met EVERY SINGLE male at Wesleyan? Do you know what we ALL look like? I mean, just because many, many, MANY of us Wesleyan gents are unattractive does NOT mean that you should just assume that none of us is eye candy. Blanket statements like these should not be tolerated at such a tolerant institution like Wesleyan, and frankly, while I support freedom of speech and blah blah blah, your hurtful diatribe should never have seen the light of day. What’s next— you’re going to tell us that “Oriental Ginger Chicken” is a completely acceptable and appropriate term for a Weswings dish?! I’ve heard just about enough. You make me so mad, I almost (just almost) feel like joining facebook and passive-aggressively harassing you and watching your every move and telling my friends how wrong and crazy you really are. Go back to whatever Red State you came from.
Seriously you two, let’s use a little fucking discretion next time.
Your Friend,
Evan
PS: You’re right about facebook though. It’s totally lame.
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