10. Fauver’s so sterile it can’t even be burned down properly.
9. Montague’s closes at 1:25 instead of 1:30 (you think it would be open at least the two hours it claims to be).
8. Overzealous sophomores with points are crowding the campus center (go back to Mocon!)
7. The psych department can’t provide enough spots for senior majors in a required class.
6. The girls all look like boys.
5. The boys are all unattractive.
4. I’d rather snog with a she-male than most boys.
3. We don’t have lights in our living room, but we have lights upstairs we can’t turn off.
2. Red and Black has not changed its menu since its conception.
1. Classes are overcrowded (I thought this would be easier senior year).
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