Wes pick-up lines

CAMPUS CENTER/WESHOP
“Do you like apples? How ’bout a banana?”

HIRISE/LORISE
“Speaking of HiRise… my pants.”

BUTTERFIELDS
“So… do you like it in your Butt?”

MOCON
“Who wants an Italian sausage?”

SCIENCE CENTER
“All my blood is in my penis right now.”

FISK HALL
“You ever been Fisk-fucked?”

OUTHOUSE
“Since we’re both naked anyway…”

OPEN HOUSE
“I’m not really sure what I’m looking for…”

BETA
“Since you’re passed out in my bed…”

PRESIDENT’S HOUSE
“MidgurstilmyValntine.”

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