Don’t be awkward

Dear Wesleyan Students,

You thrive on awkwardness. To the point where some of you will create awkward situations in order to laugh at them. Then you’ll proceed to laugh at the unawkward awkward situation to ease some awkward tension that isn’t there. This gets annoying. Especially in movies. Specifically the serious ones. As I’d like to feel some suspense during suspenseful movies in the Film Series, let’s try to keep this to a minimum.

Thanks a lot.