Saturday, April 26, 2025



I am not your maid

I am soooo fucking annoyed by the lack of cleaning skills you bitches have. I am not your fucking maid, you over privileged motherfucker. Don’t order me around, because I am not going to listen or obey. Do not leave your nasty ass spitted out food on the loads of napkins you leave out on the tables after you devour your meal. Do not take a plate right out of my hands without me actually handing it to you. Do not talk to me in a condescending tone. I do not have to listen to your useless complaints or requests. Fuck off. I am just trying to get paid! Although most of you are really cool people and don’t leave a huge mess, or talk to me (or the any of the other workers) in condescending tones, there are still a substantial number of you that don’t know how to show any respect (or ya’ll just lack social skills). I have a shit load of homework to worry about and your take out container is the least of my concerns. Oh My GOD! Please say “TO GO” at the register! It just makes sense! Don’t be a dumbass!

This is hopefully the last wespeak I have to write about how filthy you over privileged Wesleyan students are at the Summerfields dinning facility. Let it be the last. Read it, learn it. I am not your fucking maid, bitch! I tried to use as many profane words as possible…this is part of the anger me and my fellow student workers have toward you people. Anger! ARRRRGHHH…

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