Mistakes happen. That’s what we tell ourselves all the time. Everyone makes them. Even God. Perhaps especially God. Because the problem with intelligent design isn’t that it suggests an almighty creator designed us, but that it suggests that said creator was intelligent. Clearly, scientific evidence suggests that this is just plain wrong. How could any entity that designed the lemming be considered intelligent? Honestly. If the Audi design team had gotten a crack at it, I can guarantee those things wouldn’t fall off cliffs.
So if an omniscient being can misplace something as important as a mammal brain, surely the rest of us can’t be blamed for messing up from time to time. This week, the Ampersand brings you some tidbits about mistakes, past, present, and future. Learn from them. And if some virgin claims to bear your kid, don’t put off the paternity test until the last minute.
Also, any mistakes on this page are intentional, to go along with the theme. They are most certainly not the result of Katie being away, and my poor layout skills.
All the best,
Johann
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