Editors’ Note: We should have started it in September

This week’s issue is dedicated to everyone turning in a thesis this week. It is mostly lists, because we wanted to go easy on the brains of our brave academic soldiers. Plus, you are too drunk to notice we didn’t actually write articles anyway. But check this out: Adam is the only one who wrote a real story, and he is the only one whose thesis is still not done! I would say that this situation is ironic, but then every English major who just printed 60 pages on irony would probably get all up in my grill about how that’s not true.

Seniors, we will see you next week when you regain consciousness.

-Katie and Nat