Sex Survey

Are you sexually active?
Yes: 74%
No: 26%

If so, how many partners have you had?
1 to 3: 50%
4 to 6: 23%
7 to 10: 7%
10+: 15%
20+: 5%

Did you come to Wesleyan a virgin?
Yes: 78%
No: 19%
Other: 3%

If so, did you lose your virginity freshman year?
Yes: 35%
No: 65%

Do you masturbate?
Yes: 78%
No: 22%

Do you have as much sex as you’d like to be having?
Yes: 17%
No: 73%

Are you in a relationship?
Yes: 19%
No: 69%
Ambiguous: 11%

If so, are you in love
Yes: 57%
No: 28%
What is love anyway? 15%

If not, do you wish you were in a relationship?
Yes: 43%
No: 16%
Depends: 41%

Have you ever been in love?
Yes: 70%
No: 23%
Love’s Bullshit: 7%

Do you consider oral sex to be sex?
Yes: 53%
No: 38%
Undecided: 9%

Which do you prefer?
Giving: 6%
Receiving: 24%
Both: 61%
N/A: 9%

What do you think of monogamy? Is it dead?

“I hope not.”
–Anonymous

“It should be.”
–Anonymous

What do you think of the Wesleyan dating scene?

“Awkward unless drunk.”
–Anonymous

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