With the greatly engorged number of students now working out regularly, improving their cardiovascular health and their strength, fucking has improved in both quality and quantity here at Wesleyan. Sexually active students are able to go stronger, longer, and are able to try out new, exciting positions with their virile, beautiful bodies. Many students are reporting that they never had it so goddamn good. Said one sophomore, “Oh holy fuck. Oh shit. Oh god damn give me that shit so fucking good oh my GODDDDDD! Yes! Oh my lord, send that shit home! Send that shit home to momma! Give me that good shit! Oh my god nothing feels so good as you fucking me! Never! Had! It! So! Fucking! Good!”
Many others have echoed her sentiments.
Apart from being far more sexually potent, the newly fit Wesleyan student body has never been more physically attractive. One need only glance into the new gym to see row upon row of hard, shiny bodies glistening in the sunlight filtering in through the skylight and the bay windows of the new facility, their pectorals straining against their moist, clinging gym clothes; taut thighs pumping rhythmically inside of skin-tight black spandex; tight, high, firm gluteus muscles practically begging for a good hard spanking. Oh bless whatever god made thy divine form! Sweat runs down the straight lines of your perfectly defined shoulder and back muscles, I stand behind you, strongly but gently rubbing your toned, sinuous neck. Two hearts beating as one, we breathe together as our lithe bodies rub against each other in perfect, athletic, sexual harmony. “Be gentle,” you whisper, but I am already miles away.
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