Editors’ Note: The Next Generation

So here it is, a new semester, and we’re one-half different and one-half the same. All you Amperfans will recall that editor Johann Patlak is a broad this semester, following the successful completion of the surgery. Pinch-editing in his place is the infamous yet un-famous Nat Webb ’06.
And so we bring to you a fine page of NEW THINGS, such as an article about the new gym, an article about the new escort service, an article about the new crime to commit, and a lot of jokes about things being the new black. (Lying in your editors’ note is the new black.) Enjoy.

New,
Katie and Nat