Voted for Bush? Shame on you!

HEY BUSH SUPPORTERS! THANKS A LOT!

I hope you…

•Don’t plan on getting pregnant because you can’t have an abortion.

•Don’t plan on getting a disease because there is no stem cell research to find the cure.

•Don’t plan on breathing oxygen because all the trees will be dead.

•Don’t plan on getting a job because they will all be outsourced.

•If you have a job, don’t plan on retiring because you will not have Social Security.

•Don’t plan on being homosexual and getting married because it will be banned by the Constitution.

•Don’t plan on visiting or going to Alaska because after the oil deals it will be gone.

•If you are between 18-25, don’t plan on a time of leisure because you will probably be drafted and working in the military.

•Don’t plan on getting convicted of a crime because you’re going to be stuck there for life or killed through the death row (unless you are a wealthy white male).

•Don’t plan on having a diverse university because without Affirmative Action the campus will be extremely homogeneous.

•Don’t plan on being poor because there will be no welfare.

•Don’t plan on having money because the economy will be in recession forever.

•Don’t plan on sending your kids to college because the cost of attending will be phenomenal.

•Don’t get used to pissing in private because Big Brother is watching….

•Don’t plan on an unbiased justice system because the courts are going to be stuffed with conservatives that don’t care about you.

•Plan on memorizing the Ten Commandments because they are going to be posted in every federal building.

•Plan on sending your kids to private schools because the public schools will be in the dumps filled with degenerates due to the voucher system.

•Plan on throwing away winter clothes because with global warming the climate in CT will be a constant 85 degrees.

•Plan on getting used to watching political shows, Barney, and re-runs of the Cosby Show because everything else will be banned by the FCC.

•Plan on getting shot because everyone will have a gun.

•And once you are shot plan on dying because you will have no health insurance.

•Finally, plan on having no friends because once they find out what you did on Nov. 2 and the months preceding it and how much you helped in screwing the world, they will abandon you!