Dear Wesleyan University,
I am not your gardener. I refuse to mow your lawn! So what if I’m a Mexican? I do not mow people’s lawns! So please, por favor, stop asking me to mow your lawn. I do not want to “trim” your bush! God damn it, respect Mexicans! Last week, one of my friends (a half Jew) asked me to mow his lawn. Well, Mr. Half Jew, I am not going to mow your lawn! I am not your gardener! Please fuck off! On another instance, last year at a house party, someone asked me if I wanted tequila shots instead of vodka shots! So what if I am a Mexican? Tequila is not my drink of choice! I don’t like it that much. It makes me puke! This, by the way, was a comment from my faculty advisor, a white male. Well, Mr. Faculty Advisor, don’t stereotype! So please, Wesleyan, RESPECT YOUR MEXICANS, YOU DON’T HAVE MANY! APPRECIATE!
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