Valentine’s Day sneaks up without warning every year. Especially when you decide to do a themed double page Ampersand for the week before the big day. Seriously though, we here at the Amper believe that V-Day is the best of the bad, fake, annoying holidays.
On the other hand, some of our staff very much want/need dates for Saturday. If you would like to win a date with Devra, please e-mail us with your stats, a list of your infectious diseases, and a 600 word essay on your favorite sensual position involving a blender. Also, our layout editor Katie B is very difficult to work with when she isn’t getting any, so offers would be appreciated there as well. Thanks for your help.
– Sascha and Johann
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