Editors’ Note

The end of the semester is getting uncomfortably close, and we have yet to generate a single angry Wespeak. What’s going on? We’ve tried everything. Everything except for killing puppies, and that’s how far we’ve gone for you this week. Someone must care enough about these poor little puffballs to get upset about their demise.

In other news, The Muslim Students Association has accused us of only making fun of Judaism and Christianity. Next week will thus even the score. The theme is: “So, Mohammed walks into a bar…”. Can’t wait.

– Sascha and Johann