Jones ’06 returns from abroad, has no friends, lives in shit-hole
Before Kelly Jones '06 left to spend her fall semester in Cameroon, she joked with her housemates about forgetting her. ...
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Presidential would-be named Dean named Dean of College
Former Vermont governor Howard Dean was named Monday morning as the new Dean of the College, replacing interim-Dean of the ...
Duct tape silences outspoken students, produces rash
Student's found that their voices could not be heard at today's protest due to the strips of duct tape covering ...
Public Safety Awareness Report
A faculty member reported the theft of a pencil. Public safety determined he was an idiot and punched him in ...
Fauver field becomes pit of despair, torture
On Friday the administration announced plans to turn the would-be Fauver Field dorms into a pit of despair. The long ...
Housing shortage forces frosh students into squash courts
Due to recent foul weather and continuing labor strife, the construction of the pit of despair on Fauver Field has ...
Film exposes abuses at local detention center
Four high school students from Youth Rights Media (YRM), a teenage rights group in New Haven, held a screening of ...
Zombie Art Collective members move into old squash courts
The old squash courts lie in almost complete vacancy these days awaiting their destruction come January, when the Alumni Athletic ...
Wesleyan University Press wins National Book Award
The Wesleyan University Press recently won the 2004 National Book Award for Poetry for its publication of "Door in the ...
Seniors offer advice to underclassmen about choosing majors, using academic resources
On Tuesday, Nov. 30, four Wesleyan seniors and one alumnus shared their personal experiences on choosing a major and tapping ...