Letters to the Editor

EON’s clothing swap

Do you have a closet full of crappy old clothes you'd be embarrassed to wear in public? Do you want to get some new clothes for cheap? Kill two birds ...

Reasons not to invest in weapons

A flurry of responses addressed a recent Wespeak by Kevin Young suggesting that the University divest from U.S. weapons manufacturers. "Wesleyan needs to support America" was the gist of their ...

Weapons kill people

Matt DiBlasi claims (and David Knappenberger alludes to the claim) that Wesleyan's investment in the weapons contractors General Dynamics and Raytheon is socially responsible. My response is the following: Weapons ...

Islam in Conversation Week

Next week will be stressful for many, but those of you not completely overwhelmed can look forward to a week of interesting and diverse lectures, films, and performances highlighting different ...

Bring the Chalk

LIKE CHALK? hate chalk? love to masturbate with chalk wrapped in saran wrap? DO YOU SAY YOU WANT A REVOLUTION? …or do you just like writing witty shit on the ...

Wanted: Blimp

Due to serious cinematic interest, a 3,000 ft. blimp is deeply desired to recreate Indiana Jones’ escape from the Nazis in "Raiders of the Lost Arc." Must seat 200 people, ...

What is the Buttonwood Tree?

To all of you very talented Wesleyan performers, I am honored to inform each and every one of you of a fabulous performance space located in our Middletown neighborhood: The ...

Not funny, Ampersand

Dear Ampersand: Congratulations! You have officially hit rock bottom by making fun of the recent dinner at Psi U that was meant to honor the memory of deceased Fire Captain ...