University should stop telemarketers
Rrrrriiiiing… rrrrrrriing…ugh! I wake up abruptly, startled and confused. It's 6:30 am on a Saturday morning, approximately 3 hours since ...
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Offering up booze for shoes
So I got these New Balance running shoes last spring not because they were particularly attractive but because the label ...
Sick of being an underachiever
Last Tuesday I picked up the Argus and read about the super important things my fellow Wesleyan students are doing ...
Open letter, open toilet
An open letter to the bathroom stall company: Why do bathroom stall doors in airports open toward the toilet?
Report back from Bennet’s office hour
Last Tuesday, a group of about 30 students met with President Doug Bennet in his office hour at noon. They ...
Open letter to Emmanuel Freemark ’07
Recently I got a package slip in my box and went to the window to redeem it, only to learn ...
Two movement haiku
Part 1: Scotch Part 2: Midge
Who ARE you?
So who's been sending me the anonymous letters? The first one was pretty cute. The Flannery O'Connor reference tells me ...
An open letter to that guy with my Chucks
An open letter to that hipster at the Pine St. party last weekend: I am SO over you. Seriously. That ...
Open letter to curly-haired girl
Shut the fuck up. And stop raising your hand.