We owe Bennet an apology
Having just watched the meeting at Crowell between President Bennet and several administrators and a crowd of students, faculty and ...
Editor’s Picks
Shit is honestly really fucked up
The time has come to accept the obvious: things are bad. Cell phones should be banned from the library. The ...
One question: Where’s the blood?
Battery eggs. Sounds fucking militant doesn't it? Well here are two friends missing battery eggs. Seriously, what happened to the ...
Vote Kerry for SBC
My fellow students, this is the most important election of our lifetime. The stakes are high. We are a nation ...
Appalling crimes rampant on campus
I am absolutely appalled at some of the terrible crimes that students on this campus commit. As a liberal, tolerant, ...
I voted for Bush, and I’m gay
I'm so fed up with all you bleeding bunghole liberals complaining that Bush won the election. I am a proud ...
Jews are ruining Christmas
As the days get longer, the mall gets more crowded, and we all prepare to honor and celebrate the birth ...
Give me points; I’m still hungry
I am really unhappy with the status of point policies here on campus. It's bad enough that as a freshman ...
The history of identity politics
All right Sussman, let me begin my response by mentioning that I'm glad you think my profanity is cute. I ...
Show the performers some respect
This is in response to the angry and inaccurate wespeak in the last Argus written by Ms. Maldonado and Ms. ...