Lack of miners: A major issue?
According to an ongoing Wesleying poll, as of Feb. 21, 85 percent of 255 students wish the University offered the ...
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Editor’s acceptance speech
Thanks a lot for the (insert award name). It’s about time. Do you know how long I have been waiting ...
Top five best westerns
5) The one in Hoboken. Great continental breakfast. I can order my eggs any way I damn well please! Fuck ...
Shaklinistas unite, Latino guerillas confused
With the proposed new Biological Life Science Whatever-the-fuck-says-the-English-major building swooping in as the replacement for the building they tell me ...
Stalin’s House of Pancakes: Now with no lines
Hey folks! It's me, Joey Stalin! Now, I know two things: 1) Communism, and 2) pancakes. And while you can ...
Roth on Roth on Roth’s President’s Day
Today was President’s Day and I celebrated accordingly. To feel extra presidential, I hired Public Safety to set up video ...
Editor’s Note: Willard Smith in ’08
In the true style of the Argus, we’re celebrating a holiday a day late: happy President’s Day! And although you ...
An Amper exclusive: Prez can’t pick fave flicks
Yesterday, I was lucky enough to run into America’s friendly presidential candidates at a Denny’s. It was just after the ...
Lesser known Presidents, whose names will be found neither on dollars nor cents
Did you know that there were tons of presidents before George Washington? People say that they don’t count since it ...
AmperSecrets: Our readers reveal their totes embarassing stories!
Every issue of Cosmogirl since the early 15th century there has been a section called “Cosmogirl Embarrassing Secrets.” These stories ...